ENGLISH JOKES

Funny English jokes List

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Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother ?

My name is Paul

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  Never Lose A Tank

         When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

Comedian Dick Gregory

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English is Hard

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months, and although normally chipper, he recently looked sad. When i asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, "today, everything wrong is going in my favor." 

Bacchus Johnson, Charlotte, North Carolina

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  What is study

       S = Sleep till 10 am.
T = T.V is must.
       U = Unlimited SMS.
         D = Dump the books.
Y = Yahoo chat.
             So study hard...... Got it.

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